Mammals

[miss_ljv]

Steve decided to lay down for an hour in here (this is the guest room, so there is a bed) because he has a headache.

Steve: I don't think it's a caffeine headache...
Me: Are you dehydrated?
Steve: ... I showered earlier.
Me: You are not an amphibian, sorry.

XD

Comments

[kensmind.livejournal.com]

Your banter sounds a lot like ours.

[amethyst-witch.livejournal.com]

*LOL*

[spiffikins]

ahahhaha - I laughed out loud.

[imogen-blue.livejournal.com]

My husband likes to drink by osmosis. He stands the bottle of water on his head and hopes it will just sink in.